May
5th
Mon
5th
I would take pink stiletto boots.
Snooty Old Rich Bitch #1: Do you know what shoes you are taking to Ethiopia next month?Snooty Old Rich Bitch #2: I’m taking two pairs of sandals.
SORB #1: Really? I hear they have asps there.
SORB #2: I don’t know, but I’m still taking sandals.
—Overheard in the ladies’ room at the Cleveland Museum of Art.
I assume these women are going to this Ethiopia…..

…..and not this Ethiopia.
