KTP : KaTie P : KT(oilet)P(aper): Archive

This site makes me LOL →

Jesus loves DiBella’s.

May 12th

I cleaned poop out of the sink in the men's...

Fuck it, I quit.

Apr 13th

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Nov 2nd

Sep 15th

When Notre Lame loses, Charlie Weis doesn't get...

Sep 13th

The InterWebs

Today at work the Internet was disconnected because our bill was severly past due. I love my new job.

Aug 26th

Dear Tumblr,

KTP is back! T.Hanks

Aug 22nd

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Philanthropy is a disease

Today, while going through the mail, our student intern asked our associate director if she wanted the copy of The Chronicle of Philanthropy. The associate director answered in a disgusted voice, “No! I’m so tired of hearing about health care!” I work for a non-profit community music school that desperately needs money.

Aug 22nd

I wish icanhascheezburger’s url was icanhascheezburger.nom

Dec 6th

Sep 11th

Need a PI? →

I saw this on a sign in front of a house (presumably The Barracuda’s house) somewhere on Ford Rd. between Ann Arbor and Canton, MI en route to IKEA today. I would love to see his list of references, satisfied customers, and current and past cases.

Sep 8th

Throwing up in an empty Tupperware container from...

Aug 13th

Watch

I love Beaker. And Beethoven. And The Muppets. A lot.

Jul 22nd

Forbes - Best Cities for Recent College Grads →

“Cleveland, on the other hand, could offer free gas to entice new residents and it probably wouldn’t make a difference. The city offers below-average starting salaries to new college grads and negative job growth.” I could have told Forbes that as I have negative job growth.

Jul 9th

How appropriate →

Use the mouse to wipe yourself

Jun 27th

Why is my tumblr being weird?

Jun 19th

The Michigan Stadium renovations from the inside →

Ugh…I just threw up in my mouth.

Jun 19th

Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley...

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/evil_red_wings_owner_wario Too many things to say about this headline and picture.

Jun 10th

Peppered Bacon Farm Bread →

I love Jews who love bacon.

Jun 5th

Octopus tosser's elaborate plan →

I normally don’t like FanNation.com, but I thought this kid was pretty smart with his plan.

Jun 1st

Game Four - Go Pens

May 31st

Numb nuts

Last night I watched a few minutes of the Scripts Spelling Bee, which I didn’t realize was so funny. This kid, Sameer Mishra who eventually went on to win the competition, was given the word ‘numnah’ to spell. But the way in which the announcer pronounced the word, it sounded like he said ‘numb nut.’ Sameer, with a confused and awkward look on his face, asked the...

May 31st

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Menu options

Borscht? or IKEA Swedish Meatballs? For some reason I think I’m leaning towards the borscht tonight.

May 21st

Penguins vs. Red Wings

I’m stuck in the middle - figuratively, literally, and physically. I don’t know what to do and who to cheer for. Malkin or Zetterberg? Fleury or Osgood? Crosby or Lindstrom? U.S. Steel or General Motors? I grew up a big Penguins fan watching Lemieux and Jagr dominate Pittsburgh in the early 1990s, but I cheered on Hasek and The Godfather in Detroit for the last few years while in...

May 20th

"Basically, the bassoon, it's a really good pussy... →

Rainn Wilson played the bassoon! Nerds unite! And yes, the Asians over at Nintendo need to make Bassoon Hero. Chop Chop.

May 15th

I am a drunken rat who likes to draw Canada →

I am also a quaint fish stick who likes to sit on crocodiles

May 14th

John McCain is older than chocolate chip cookies →

May 13th

NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL... →

May 5th

I would take pink stiletto boots.

Snooty Old Rich Bitch #1: Do you know what shoes you are taking to Ethiopia next month? Snooty Old Rich Bitch #2: I’m taking two pairs of sandals. SORB #1: Really? I hear they have asps there. SORB #2: I don’t know, but I’m still taking sandals. —Overheard in the ladies’ room at the Cleveland Museum of Art. I assume these women are going to this Ethiopia….. ...

May 5th

Always and Forever →

I wonder if Kip bought these for LaFawnduh

May 5th

Momma needs more $$$ for crack →

“[She] is 10 years old [and] good with kids.” Of course she is good with kids, she is a kid! I flagged the posting for removal, but Clevelanders obviously don’t find anything wrong with trying to sell the “services” of 10-year-old children. I also have a suspicion that this might be one of my neighbors.

May 2nd

This is where I'm going to blog about stuff.

I just need to get off my ass and do it.

Apr 29th

Please stand by. *beep*

Apr 26th