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I want to know how many STDs Don Draper has.
Today at work the Internet was disconnected because our bill was severly past due.
I love my new job.
Today, while going through the mail, our student intern asked our associate director if she wanted the copy of The Chronicle of Philanthropy. The associate director answered in a disgusted voice, “No! I’m so tired of hearing about health care!”
I work for a non-profit community music school that desperately needs money.
McCain gets BarackRoll’d.
Somehow “McCainRoll’d” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I saw this on a sign in front of a house (presumably The Barracuda’s house) somewhere on Ford Rd. between Ann Arbor and Canton, MI en route to IKEA today. I would love to see his list of references, satisfied customers, and current and past cases.